Good Morning

So the kari went to her family hillbilly ceremony
Last night..she forgot to pick me up and never answere
My calls..she smelled like the devil smoking a
Cigar eating brick oven pizza drinking gin..its okay
I guess, but she said she was making a pact with
Herself..oh well she owes me one and I will pull that
Card..possibly tonight..
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Jobber got a Jobber!

So my baby Kari got the results back from her drug screen for th
New job..we smoked like 2 months ago and it didn't show
Can you believe she had to give hair samples?! So we banged
Hard to celebrate and I feel great!mmmmm...
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Another day in paradise

So good news is I Woke up this morning, bad news is karis stil got the flu..this brings a shitty
Attitude and I have learned to take it in stride and keep my mouff shut..
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I'm pissed right now..first off the lady has the flu or something.then she says she can't drive the rock to work..the rock had to ride with buffalo bill..we took the scenic route ugh..now I get to work and bitch jen decides to be bitch jen and I gets no food..STARVING..I NEED A POWER SHIFT SOON! STAY TUNED TO MORE SPINE TINGLING ADVENTURES OF...

Fuck the Flu ..swine too

So my girlfriend has swine flu..shit..and did you know that drug testing now
Consists of hair samples..fuck tha system..still at work..
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FIRST POST IN A WHILE...

SO...I'M BACK LET ME GET SITUATED AND ILL COME UP WITH SOMETHING JUICY..IM AT THE LIBRARY RIGHT NOW NOT SO JUICY.

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Madden Decides to Put Down His Microphone

By RICHARD SANDOMIR
Published: April 16, 2009
John Madden retired from calling professional football on Wednesday, leaving a craft that he revolutionized for 30 years with a coach's eye, a collection of comic book sound effects and a refined taste for Thanksgiving turducken.

He will be replaced on NBC's Sunday night games by Cris Collinsworth, who has been the network's lead analyst on the "Football Night in America" pregame program.

Madden became a near immediate hit as a broadcaster and commercial pitchman after retiring as a Super Bowl-winning coach of the Oakland Raiders in 1979. His second career began at CBS, moved to Fox and ABC, and ended at NBC.

A younger generation discovered Madden as the name and inspiration for EA Sports's "Madden NFL Football," the best-selling sports video game ever.

"There's nothing wrong with me," Madden, 73, said on his regular appearance on KCBS Radio in San Francisco. He had three years left on a six-year contract with NBC that paid him $5 million a year. He isn't tired of traveling the country in a plush bus but missed his wife, Virginia, of nearly 50 years, his two sons and his five grandchildren.

"I missed a lot of my sons' growing up," he said. Now, with the grandchildren between the ages of 4 and 8, he said, "They know when I'm here, and they know when I'm gone." Part of his desire to curtail his bus rambling emanates from his inability to call any local games from the Bay Area; the continuing struggles of the Raiders and the San Francisco 49ers have precluded them from playing at home on NBC's Sunday schedule.

My Thoughts: The greatest Ever!! Already was debating whether or not to watch sunday night footall..this does it..who is tony kornheiser??