Good Morning

So the kari went to her family hillbilly ceremony
Last night..she forgot to pick me up and never answere
My calls..she smelled like the devil smoking a
Cigar eating brick oven pizza drinking gin..its okay
I guess, but she said she was making a pact with
Herself..oh well she owes me one and I will pull that
Card..possibly tonight..
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Jobber got a Jobber!

So my baby Kari got the results back from her drug screen for th
New job..we smoked like 2 months ago and it didn't show
Can you believe she had to give hair samples?! So we banged
Hard to celebrate and I feel great!mmmmm...
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Another day in paradise

So good news is I Woke up this morning, bad news is karis stil got the flu..this brings a shitty
Attitude and I have learned to take it in stride and keep my mouff shut..
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I'm pissed right now..first off the lady has the flu or something.then she says she can't drive the rock to work..the rock had to ride with buffalo bill..we took the scenic route ugh..now I get to work and bitch jen decides to be bitch jen and I gets no food..STARVING..I NEED A POWER SHIFT SOON! STAY TUNED TO MORE SPINE TINGLING ADVENTURES OF...

Fuck the Flu ..swine too

So my girlfriend has swine flu..shit..and did you know that drug testing now
Consists of hair samples..fuck tha system..still at work..
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FIRST POST IN A WHILE...

SO...I'M BACK LET ME GET SITUATED AND ILL COME UP WITH SOMETHING JUICY..IM AT THE LIBRARY RIGHT NOW NOT SO JUICY.

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